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Score one for the lesbians (also titled… easy ways to get a lesbian excited*)

on October 6, 2014

Shorty and I are baby-wanting. We are looking at babies and thinking about babies and wishing for babies. Our current baby turns TWO at the end of this week and is no longer, by any stretch of imagination, a BABY. We miss littles!

In the spirit of missing littles (and, hey, because we want our family to grow… yeah, we thought that was a good reason as well) we are starting to gear up to do the things lesbians do to get pregnant again.

Contact donor and gain consent: check. Because you kiiiiiiinda need the willing participation of the man you are hoping will be a sperm donor for your next future-hopeful-baby.

Next step: prepare Shorty’s body for pregnancy. Her cycles are very normal, thank goodness, so we are just starting to track and she has an all’s-good-on-the-western-front appointment check in later this week to see how the ‘ole uterus is faring. So, we appear to be good there too (pending appointments).

The next step we were going to take is to start tracking cycles. Starting this cycle, in fact, so as to have three good months or so of cycle data before beginning (remember: target=January). And here is where the ‘score’ comes in… Lookee what I found!

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Cheap (expensive!) OPKs… AND a new toy along with it. ‘Nuff said. Score one for the lesbians.

*pun not intended but recognized and left in tact anyways.

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7 responses to “Score one for the lesbians (also titled… easy ways to get a lesbian excited*)

  1. Curious B says:

    Great find! I love your plan

  2. Lindsay says:

    This is all VERY exciting!!! I had no idea they sold vibrators with these things now! LOL wtf?

  3. Best blog post ever. 🙂

  4. AndiePants says:

    OPK + vibrator? ? Total score. It’s like the universe wants you to get knocked up!

  5. DeCaf says:

    That amuses me. I had no idea they made such things (ovulation kit/vibrator combo packs)

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